I don't think brook has ever known best
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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