Sorry, I don't speak sober.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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