So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
I just heard myself say the sentence "I'm gonna go to the bank then take a nap". 8 year old me just slapped my present self through the space-time continuum for being an old fuck.
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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