kristin has been a bad kristin
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
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