its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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