He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
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I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
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If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
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its like you know when i get waxed
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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