okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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