there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
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honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
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Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
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