He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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