he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
BRING THE BAGELS
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
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