Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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