I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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