no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
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We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
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Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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