This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
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