Small penises have feelings too.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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