It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
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I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
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But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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