Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
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She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
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So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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