So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
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