hotties wanna shake it
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave