Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(740): View more from Ohio

my lips still taste like vagina

(1-740): View more from Ohio

so you liked breakfast?

(740): View more from Ohio

ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead

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(559): View more from California

my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall

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(585): View more from New York

bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning

(1-585): View more from New York

oh god.. jail?

(585): View more from New York

better, on the catwalk of the auditorium

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(317): View more from Indiana

Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.

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(706): View more from Georgia

thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.

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(720): View more from Colorado

So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".

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(812): View more from Indiana

I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me

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