I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
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I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
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Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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