he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
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i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
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We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
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