That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
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I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
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