dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
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after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
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I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
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