was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
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