These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
I have already put on my inside pants.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
