Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
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