Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
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I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
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I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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