i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
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He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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