Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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