if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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