Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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