so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
Randomize
