After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
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