Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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