I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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