The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
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He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
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Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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