I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
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Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
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Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
I spent part of my valentines extracting candy hearts from a woman's vagina. The entire time I was thinking "this job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes."
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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