I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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