he referred to my room as the tit cave...
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
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Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
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New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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