SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
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