I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
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vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
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do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
Randomize