If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
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He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
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Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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