i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
Two words: blizzard sex
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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