does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
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this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
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If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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