i'm signing you up for texting rehab
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
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coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
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Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
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