i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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