this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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