Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
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I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
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Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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