She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
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This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
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A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
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