A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
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The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
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I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
I forgot wine drunk hurts
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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