btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
Randomize
