my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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