i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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