so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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